Driving - Drops of Wisdom

"The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broadways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like lightnings."

• The car did away with the horse.  Now it's working on the rest of us!
• A telephone pole never hit a car; except in self defence.
• A tree is something that will stand by the side of the road for fifty years and then suddenly jump in front of a driver.
• Most accidents are caused by motorists who drive in high, while their minds are in neutral.
• If you think a seatbelt is uncomfortable, you've never tried a wheelchair.
• Better to be patient on the road, than a patient in hospital.
• An automobile can help you see the world, but it's up to you to decide which world.
• Every year thousands of motorists discover that their car lasts them a lifetime.
• If you drink like a fish - swim!  Don't Drive!
• The best way to inspire courteous treatment by other motorists? Drive a police car!
• Shrink your speed and stretch your life.
• Drive sensibly.  The chance-taker is the accident maker.
• Caution is one automobile accessory you can't buy.
• It is better to be careful a thousand times than killed once.
• Some rights are worth dying for: the "right of way" is not one of them.